This seems like a good place to start...
Have you ever...
1.had sex in three or more positions in one session? yes
2.had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? yes
3.devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)? yes, although not so much on the eating, more like nap, fuck, nap, fuck, etc...
4.been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? oh yeah.
5.had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? yes
6.written an explicitly erotic story? only for my own personal amusement
7.brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? yes
8.had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)? yes
9.had sex while both standing up? yes
10.licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? yes, but it's not high on my list
11.performed oral sex on a man (felatio)? yes
12.performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)? yes
13.received oral sex from a man? yes
14.received oral sex from a woman? yes
15.used position number 69? yes
16.intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? yes
17.woken someone up by performing oral sex on them? yes, it's the greatest
18.had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? regrettably, yes
19.had sex during menstruation? no
20.used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes? yes
21.used ice for sexual purposes? yes
22.used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? yes
23.completely shaved off your pubic hair? yes
24.purchased a sex toy? ohyeah.
25.inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? yes
26.licked someone's anus? yes
27.performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? yes
28.received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys still count)? yes
29.used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? yes
30.used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)? yes
31.been involved in use of a cock-ring? no
32.been involved in use of a strap-on? yes
33.participated in fist-fucking? yes
34.contracted a venereal disease? nope
35.received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities? no
36.given a sympathy fuck? I suppose, maybe.
37.forced or coerced someone having sex with you? somewhat
38.had sex with a virgin? a few
39.paid for sex with a prostitute? no
40.been involved in adultery? not really.
41.committed statutory rape? yes, um, no, um, probably not. Next question?!
42.fondled a pre-pubescent when your were post-pubescent? no
43.had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself? no
44.had sex with a roommate/housemate/landlord (not a pre-existing relationship)? yes, roommate
45.had sex with your boss or teacher? no
46.willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)? no
47.ever had sex with two people from the same family (i.e., siblings, etc - not related through marrage)? no
48.had sex with someone the same day you met them? yes
49.had sex with someone whose name you did not know (at least until afterwards)? maybe
50.had sex with someone who you never spoke with, or who did not know any of the same languages as you? no
51.been openly homosexual or bisexual (out of the closet for all to see)? yes
52.had more than 10 sex partners? yes
53....more than 100? hahaha, no
54.had sex with two partners within 24 hours (but separately)? yes
55.been in a menage-a-trois? yes
56.engaged in group sex (more than three people)? yes
57.visited an orgy parlor or swap club? no
58.had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, while all involved were aware of your actions? yes
59.had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, without telling all of them about the others? yes
60.had sex in a public place? yes
61.had sex outdoors at night? yes
62.had sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight? yes
63.had sex in a stationary car? yes
64.had sex while you or your partner were driving? no, not yet!
65.become a member of the mile high club? no, not yet!
66.had sex in your or your partner's parents' bedroom? yes
67.had sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)? no
68.had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public? yes
69.had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)? yes
70.had sex in a stairwell or elevator? yes
71.had sex in a place of the dead (cemetery, mortuary, coffin, etc)? no
72.used alcohol to lower someone's resistance? ha, yes
73.had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs? yes
74.ever taken a drug for the express purposes of enhancing the sexual experience? no
75.seen a live professional stripper? yes
76.committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)? yes
77.committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)? yes
78.masturbated in someone else's presence? yes
79.had sex while you knew someone else was watching? yes
80.been walked in on while having sex? yes
81.watched pornographic movie with your sex partner? yes
82.been the photographer or subject of a nude photo/video shoot? no
83.had pictures/video taken of you having sex? yes
84.watched your usual sex partner have sex with someone else while you were not involved? yes
85.had a genital or nipple pierce? not anymore, boo. (nipples)
86.practiced sexual role-playing (doctor/nurse, student/teacher, etc)? yes, somewhat
87.engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment? no
88.engaged in bondage as a "top" (tied someone up)? yes
89.engaged in bondage as a "bottom" (been tied up)? yes
90.been blindfolded during sex? yes
91.intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)? not really
92.willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)? not really
93.had a "safe word" arranged with your partner for use in S&M/B&D activities? no
94.used nipple clips (clothespins count)? oh yes.
95.used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain? no
96.inflicted or received an electric shock during sexual activities? no
97.drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities? yes, but not intentionally
98.engaged in "golden showers"? gack, no.
99.committed bestiality? ew.
100.practiced necrophilia? again, ew.
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