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    Tuesday, May 30th, 2006
    11:01 pm
    Finally!

    After some major office upheavals, a sideways promotion, and a ton of work, I am done, at least for a while. I scheduled vacation for the latter half of this week and the first half of next, not knowing where or what to do, just knowing that I needed desperately to get away. I've hung out with Sami (St. Patrick's Day girl) a bunch of times since then, and we've been getting along fantastically well. So a couple of nights ago she calls me, totally out of the blue, and says, "Want to go to Vegas?" And not having done anything spur of the moment in what seems like a short eternity, I said, "Sure!" So her and I and a bunch of school friends of hers are all meeting in Vegas on Thursday. She's told me stories about a few of these characters, so it should be a blast. Anybody have any favorite Vegas activities? Something off the beaten path, maybe? And where the hell do I go to get good sushi?

    I'll be back on the 7th, with loads of stories, I'm sure!
    Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
    8:22 pm
    I should have cut right to the chase yesterday- what finally put me out was the big dildo in my ass and me fisting myself while watching some hot homemade porn I found on Bittorrent. I think my tolerance for big objects is increasing, which means I'll need to buy bigger toys. Not that I'm complaining.

    And the fisting literally put me out- I had enough energy to crawl into bed and I passed out until this morning.

    I didn't end up cooking with all my toys in action, but I did wander downstairs with all of them and eat some cookies. That was entertaining.
    Saturday, April 1st, 2006
    8:22 pm
    Productivity: 0. Insatiable horniness: 1.
    So last night I went out to the sex shop and bought a pair of nipple clamps. I've had them before, but I keep on losing the damn things, and I haven't owned a pair in a long time. They're about 2" long, with the thumbscrews for adjusting the strength.

    This morning I woke up, fixed myself some breakfast and had a whole list of things to do (laundry, food shopping, spring/summer clothes shopping, taxes), but I was so horny I couldn't do ANYTHING. Nothing. Every toy in my collection has been used today. What's in the collection? Small and medium buttplug, medium (2" diameter at biggest point) beaded buttplug, small and medium regular vibrator, egg vibrator, large dildo, and a rabbit-type multiple-stimulation toy, and the above-mentioned clamps. The clamps haven't come off since I started... I love pulling on the chain right before I'm about to climax... like right now...

    Phew. The beaded plug is still in my ass and I'm riding the big dildo. All the porn in the world isn't satisfying me. I've cum so much I can't even begin to count, they all were blending together for a while. I really should eat, but I can't stop.... maybe I'll try cooking with the clamps on my nipples, a plug in my ass, and the egg inside me.
    Monday, March 27th, 2006
    10:22 pm
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    Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
    11:57 pm
    So now I know why I was so drunk Friday night after talking to a friend (not her) who was more cognizant than I... I was drinking Trois Pistoles. It did its damage for two reasons: firstly, it's incredibly tasty, second, it's nine percent alcohol. So that's what, almost twice as strong as normal beer?

    That'd do it.
    Monday, March 20th, 2006
    10:48 pm
    St. Paddy's Day drunkenness
    So I suppose I did the LJ-equivalent of Drunk Dialing. Slightly embarassing to be sure, but oh so worth it.

    Hot )
    Saturday, March 18th, 2006
    1:59 am
    Totally drunk... And I totallly got fucked royally by a hot girl... maybe when I'm more sober I'll elabora.te Time to go t i bedoda . Ooooooh yhea. Wow.
    I'm not an alcoholic, I just lked drinking and fucking.

    taht will sound like a lie. But is' truel.
    Saturday, March 4th, 2006
    2:26 pm
    Weekend Update
    It's nights like last night that make me want to pick everything up and move to New York. Well, mostly- discounting the pain, but more on that later.

    Friday Night )
    Saturday, February 18th, 2006
    1:53 am
    This seems like a good place to start...
    Have you ever...
    1.had sex in three or more positions in one session? yes
    2.had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? yes
    3.devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)? yes, although not so much on the eating, more like nap, fuck, nap, fuck, etc...
    4.been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? oh yeah.
    5.had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? yes
    6.written an explicitly erotic story? only for my own personal amusement
    7.brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? yes
    8.had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)? yes
    9.had sex while both standing up? yes
    10.licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? yes, but it's not high on my list
    11.performed oral sex on a man (felatio)? yes
    12.performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)? yes
    13.received oral sex from a man? yes
    14.received oral sex from a woman? yes
    15.used position number 69? yes
    16.intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? yes
    17.woken someone up by performing oral sex on them? yes, it's the greatest
    18.had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? regrettably, yes
    19.had sex during menstruation? no
    20.used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes? yes
    21.used ice for sexual purposes? yes
    22.used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? yes
    23.completely shaved off your pubic hair? yes
    24.purchased a sex toy? ohyeah.
    25.inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? yes
    26.licked someone's anus? yes
    27.performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? yes
    28.received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys still count)? yes
    29.used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? yes
    30.used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)? yes
    31.been involved in use of a cock-ring? no
    32.been involved in use of a strap-on? yes
    33.participated in fist-fucking? yes
    34.contracted a venereal disease? nope
    35.received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities? no
    36.given a sympathy fuck? I suppose, maybe.
    37.forced or coerced someone having sex with you? somewhat
    38.had sex with a virgin? a few
    39.paid for sex with a prostitute? no
    40.been involved in adultery? not really.
    41.committed statutory rape? yes, um, no, um, probably not. Next question?!
    42.fondled a pre-pubescent when your were post-pubescent? no
    43.had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself? no
    44.had sex with a roommate/housemate/landlord (not a pre-existing relationship)? yes, roommate
    45.had sex with your boss or teacher? no
    46.willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)? no
    47.ever had sex with two people from the same family (i.e., siblings, etc - not related through marrage)? no
    48.had sex with someone the same day you met them? yes
    49.had sex with someone whose name you did not know (at least until afterwards)? maybe
    50.had sex with someone who you never spoke with, or who did not know any of the same languages as you? no
    51.been openly homosexual or bisexual (out of the closet for all to see)? yes
    52.had more than 10 sex partners? yes
    53....more than 100? hahaha, no
    54.had sex with two partners within 24 hours (but separately)? yes
    55.been in a menage-a-trois? yes
    56.engaged in group sex (more than three people)? yes
    57.visited an orgy parlor or swap club? no
    58.had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, while all involved were aware of your actions? yes
    59.had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, without telling all of them about the others? yes
    60.had sex in a public place? yes
    61.had sex outdoors at night? yes
    62.had sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight? yes
    63.had sex in a stationary car? yes
    64.had sex while you or your partner were driving? no, not yet!
    65.become a member of the mile high club? no, not yet!
    66.had sex in your or your partner's parents' bedroom? yes
    67.had sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)? no
    68.had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public? yes
    69.had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)? yes
    70.had sex in a stairwell or elevator? yes
    71.had sex in a place of the dead (cemetery, mortuary, coffin, etc)? no
    72.used alcohol to lower someone's resistance? ha, yes
    73.had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs? yes
    74.ever taken a drug for the express purposes of enhancing the sexual experience? no
    75.seen a live professional stripper? yes
    76.committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)? yes
    77.committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)? yes
    78.masturbated in someone else's presence? yes
    79.had sex while you knew someone else was watching? yes
    80.been walked in on while having sex? yes
    81.watched pornographic movie with your sex partner? yes
    82.been the photographer or subject of a nude photo/video shoot? no
    83.had pictures/video taken of you having sex? yes
    84.watched your usual sex partner have sex with someone else while you were not involved? yes
    85.had a genital or nipple pierce? not anymore, boo. (nipples)
    86.practiced sexual role-playing (doctor/nurse, student/teacher, etc)? yes, somewhat
    87.engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment? no
    88.engaged in bondage as a "top" (tied someone up)? yes
    89.engaged in bondage as a "bottom" (been tied up)? yes
    90.been blindfolded during sex? yes
    91.intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)? not really
    92.willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)? not really
    93.had a "safe word" arranged with your partner for use in S&M/B&D activities? no
    94.used nipple clips (clothespins count)? oh yes.
    95.used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain? no
    96.inflicted or received an electric shock during sexual activities? no
    97.drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities? yes, but not intentionally
    98.engaged in "golden showers"? gack, no.
    99.committed bestiality? ew.
    100.practiced necrophilia? again, ew.
    1:06 am
    First entry
    Woohoo, first entry on this sucker! I'm going to be working on posthing things here pretty soon.
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